Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
时空交错还挺讨巧，作为创作者，要走一条新路真不容易。
太棒了，你很难说影片是哪种类型的故事，却不知不觉被它吸引，整个观影情绪被它完完全全调动。柄本佑被漫画搞得提心吊胆的情节也太好玩了！第一次看到如此怪鸡又有趣的出轨题材电影，非常非常出乎意料，真的只有日本人才能把女性“复仇”写得这么云淡风轻却又力量万钧。
整体制作都在线，剧情套路还是那些，海盗元素满分，怪物造型要是更犀利一点就5星了
虎头蛇尾，前半段海兽的战斗和描绘绝对会让巨物爱好者狂喜，但后半段逐渐落入俗套……
好看极了，尤其是漫画部分。片名“老师”原来是双关语，取得好。关于驾车，荞麦的《婚姻生活》里也写过，看似是妻子在考驾照，其实是妻子在争夺话语权，想成为生活或者游戏的主导者。最喜欢也最意外的角色是奈绪扮演的第三者，我以为她会像所有小三一样趾高气昂或者楚楚可怜，是我狭隘了，她对工作的热情远远高于勾引有妇之夫，可爱极了。结尾我也喜欢，从头到尾，包括丈母娘在内，没有一个女性角色把男人放在眼里，不过是捉弄罢了。
中规中矩吧，很正常地讲故事，算是好看的，可没有让人眼前一亮的东西，没有情感浓度，也没有兴奋点。感觉世界观架构得蛮大，但电影的格局却比较小，收尾出来了一点东西，不过动画片还是得合家欢嘛，有点浪费设定。画面的精细度和海兽设计的想象力都差点意思。鉴于我对驯龙也就还好，这部低配仿版自然更一般啦
看到预告之后就忍不住想看，果然很合我胃口😁一次没有狗血抓马的，只凭借漫画传递信息就向渣男完成的复仇，顺便把渣男变成自己的工具人（柄本佑真的好好笑哈哈哈哈）。感觉责编对老师这人也没什么感情，就是希望他赶紧画稿赶上截止😆结尾太舒爽了 全程看完没有堵气的感觉 就是节奏慢了点（所以我1.25倍速看了 斯密马赛）女主漫画标题强调的“老师”其实一直都是指他老公吧，一语双关了。
没想到先生竟然是驾照教练先生和漫画先生双重含义，故事虚实相间节奏却不乱，让人一直想看下去。妻子工作养家还要担心自己有天被出轨的丈夫抛弃，男的做点家务开个车真了不起不用忧虑自己被抛弃后吃不上饭吗……我可以既搞不伦又爱你，你不可以搞不伦因为我爱你，男人属实厚颜无耻。
wow 太精彩了！全程津津有味 追连载就是刺激hhh 分不清漫画与现实 剧情让人不停感慨太有意思了！！！完美的复仇 不仅让丈夫主动道歉承认错误 然后抛弃了他 甚至这不伦题材的漫画 前夫需要作为作画继续连载 妻子冷静优雅的姿态 看得太过瘾了 并且找到了体贴温柔的恋人 好棒哈哈哈哈哈
反转有点精彩，演员游刃有余，海报实在太难看了。
结局确实简单潦草，但是也能感觉到制作者本身就没有想要做蕴涵深意的内容，大人看可能会觉得幼稚，小朋友看刚刚好。剧情方面本成年人给3星，多给一星海兽们，成年人也永远喜欢狗狗怪兽🥺
电影说的就是以夫妻之名生活在一起的白开水夫妻。以漫画虚构情节与现实，死水微澜！虽说不新鲜但还是挺有趣。最后几分钟很好！救了整个电影！再说放过又帅又年轻教练，那也太可惜了！
很奇怪，整体很和谐，但百年的阴谋被一个孩童揭穿，属实后劲不足
黑木华演起这种温柔腹黑角色真的意外的合拍，柄本佑那种颓丧废柴的野男人气质真的好戳我。结尾太有力量了，剧本很棒！很轻松的一个复仇片，轻松愉悦但是非常带感。
すっごく面白い物語なの，サスペンスのペース丁度いい。リアルと漫画の切り替え超スムーズ，結末の逆転も絶妙！華ちゃんと佑さんはこの夫婦役にぴったり，外見も性格も，キャスディングすごいね。
这种漫画分镜与电影分镜双线条交叉的构思好棒啊 整个故事线也凝练得非常好 虽然是2个小时的时长也并不觉得拖沓 长镜头反而更好体现女主的性格：隐忍且杀伐果决
故事展开渐渐变了味道，有些过于简单和低幼化了
从发现漫画那瞬间开始觉得有意思 不过看着看着有有点疲倦了 原本以为是部吓人的惊悚片 虽然确实有细思极恐的感觉还是略微欠了点 黑木华感觉很适合演腹黑的角色呢
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