Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
2022#2部电影：女主太酷了，洒脱不羁！为了孙锡久来的，该说不说，看得心满意足嘿嘿嘿嘿，多一颗星给他（不过前期写专栏这事是真的混蛋）
两个极度渴望亲密关系的寂寞可怜人遇到彼此像抓住救命稻草，没有感受到心动，可能真的是爱情缺席的爱情片。全钟瑞此片造型不太适合她，不然单欣赏美女就可以给三星以上。
全钟瑞脸和身体都好漂亮 看到一半的时候觉得男主太丑太不搭了 后来想想现在很多恋爱婚姻不都是这种组合吗很常见很合理 当然男主各方面表现已经远高于普通男性了 还是有些魅力的
全钟瑞总给人一种“疯女人”的感觉，气质很独特！结尾俗套了。
前半段无节操台词也太好笑了 然后就日渐变甜……最后只能感叹 只有使用dating app的幸运儿的故事才能被拍成电影啊 故事很老套 但姐姐太美了
这种爱情小品选对演员就成功一大半了，从《超感猎杀》就喜欢孙锡久，到后来《恋爱的体质》，很有魅力和质感的男演员，金钟瑞是《电话惊魂》知道的，两个人真的很有化学反应，虽然是先性后爱的俗套剧本，但放在东亚环境来看依然很有趣，还多了“做人生的主角”的女性议题，很适合过年的气氛！金瑟祺还是在演龙套配角呀！评分:7.0/10。
导演是玩了个概念差，这不叫恋爱叫什么呢？陪伴、珍惜、付出、快乐、痛苦，所以，这也是提给观者的问题吧，这算是爱情吗？逼叨逼叨+只露出光脚的“尺度”，电影这是在撩观众啊。
当下新概念+套路爱情故事的典型做法，聚焦交友软件盛行之际的恋爱观，一个为了写专栏而SEX的男人，一个受过伤而享受SEX的女人，由性到爱的浪漫史。亮点是概念及几场高光的对话戏，缺点在于感情的建置太匆匆，不可信。
喝酒时的对话最为有趣，鲜于贞娥的配乐也很轻盈，收尾收得不好，但真的好喜欢这两个演员。
只是Kurt从没有放弃过，即使在杂货店他也每天跑步，每天投掷，最喜欢影片里面的 “命运是给underdog准备的”，Kurt从来就不是靠命运获得的一步一步走上NFL的超级碗的，而是靠他自己从不放弃橄榄球，那是他唯一擅长的事。
男主身上有一种蜜汁魅力。剧情很俗套，我和我炮友的故事
男女主对话蛮有趣，孙锡九多看看蛮帅的，全钟瑞这里面更好看了。
为了女主角来看这个电影。这个电影让我第1次感觉到了一夜情和炮友关系还是可以转化为恋爱关系的，我以前从来不能理解，甚至不能接受觉得所有这种关系转化过来的都是扯淡，都是很离谱的事情，但是这个电影让我知道了一切都是有可能的，真爱可能都是在不经意间发生的，什么是爱情，爱情是持续的怦然心动。
三星半 价值观不苟同 但是拍得还可以 起码看进去了 还想说 金瑟祺还演配角工具人 这…
没有意思、无趣的故事，没有全钟瑞不会看的类型。(电灯泡字幕太闪了……
他太太的作用电影里怎么看不出来？
孙锡久太🉑️了。全钟瑞太🉑️了。
这分数也太低了吧，起码有7啊！两个主演都很甜，演技过关，这不已经吊打一大堆国产爱情电影了吗？？？
孙锡久！！！为什么如此sexy！！！why！！！
4星是因为拍摄的手法，故事叙述的感觉还是不够流畅。
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